Check your fortune cookies

Check your fortune cookies, Chinese proverb

With money you can buy a house, but not a home. *

With money you can buy a clock, but not time. *

With money you can buy a bed, but not sleep. *

With money you can buy a book, but not knowledge. *

With money you can buy a doctor, but not good health. *

With money you can buy a position, but not respect. *

With money you can buy blood, but not life. *

With money you can buy sex, but not love. B) :) :) B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day

wywoody, ...ROFLMAO

Patty Cakes, if you promise to tell her I'm "so freekin' perfect", you can talk to her anytime you want. ;)

Terry, I'd love to say yes, but my moments are far and few between, and the good is typically outweighed by the bad. Although I did win some points when on this New Year's Eve, with a full crowd around, I put my arm around my bride, hijacked a line from an obscure Bon Jovi song and said "Well, when it comes to girls, I tried to throw my rope around a rainbow and landed in a pot of gold".

The wives all went weak in the knees and gasped "ahhhhh, how sweet". And guys all puked. LOL

Mike, how romantic! Do you give lessons?

I have several fortunes taped to my desk. The one I find most amusing says "You will read this and say "Geez! I could come up with better fortunes than that!"

Copper... Purrfect Mike H nice B) :) :) B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day

On Sweetest Day of 1985, my very soon to become fiance, found a diamond ring in her fortune cookie. Years before Hugh Grant did it in a movie.

has anybody seen my cat? :woohoo:

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